DUBAI, United arab emirates

AUSTRALIA

the horrors of driving… also a funny contrast to India’s attitude towards pedestrians…

“please take your rubbish home”. we don’t believe in trashcans, so take it all the way HOME.

 

NOW they tell us?!?!

one of my favorites 🙂

Do not enter… or you will DIE

no joke… they literally have ‘power nap areas’. hahahaha. soooooo awesome.

soooo, like, can i register now?..

yesssssss. this brings me back to the days of “Yall needa get yalls mindsss fixed *snaps*” but none of yall would get that reference…

ya, it’s not even a joke, and Australia really has penguins…

so one of my friend’s friends who studies here ran over one of these (wombat)

watch out! we have a multitude of loose wandering feet around here!

if you can’t read it, it says, “Slowing down won’t kill you”….
and later there’s another one that says, “But sleeping will…”

No life saving service… we also don’t like Indonesia or Monaco.

INDIA

first, notice the groupings.
remember those homework papers you used to get like in 3rd grade that ask
“which thing doesn’t fit in the group?”
A. dog
B. cat
C. steak
D. rabbit

ya, apparently, they don’t have those worksheets in India
2. no cooking, smoking, loudspeakers, or shooting. 
also, 3. no washing clothes, bathing, playing hockey, football, or cricket

also notice:
4. no sticking of bills… ???? cuz I was planning on sticking money everywhere.

i was lucky though for number 6. keep it Green. no worries there mate. well, wrong country. But anyway. no worries… I’m keepin it Green 😛

Hahaha. Best trash can slogan ever. “USE ME”

please note numbers 4 and 7.
Also, number 6 was made especially for people like me 😛

NEW ZEALAND

Kiwi birds are really awesome. Also, it confuses me slash cracks me up when things say “take care”, when they actually mean “watch out”.

bahahaha. i laughed out-loud when i saw this at a coffee stand in a town of like 300 people. and several locals there turned and looked at me…

New Zealand has these owl signs everywhere! they crack me up…

… i’m sorry… ??? what????

when i first saw this sign, I thought it was in Fahrenheit, and I thought to myself, “Come on guys, Texas is hotter than this at least a forth of the year”, but then I realized it was in Celcius…

well, at least this one doesn’t say “you may die”

again, what????? for the next corner, i plan to grab onto the handle next to the door…

And that’s a wrap. Gosh I love signs. There were so many more good ones, but you never really know when they’re coming….